THE 12 DAYS OF GAINS | December 13 – December 24, 2025
Earn Your Christmas Feast. Gift Yourself the Best Body of Your Life.
The holidays are not a pause button.
They’re the ultimate proving ground.
While the rest of the world is piling cookies on their plate and excuses on their resolutions, you’re running 12 straight days of savage, functional fitness training and precision fueling.
You start Saturday, December 13.
You finish Christmas Eve morning with a bodyweight finisher that will separate the warriors from the wannabes.
Then you feast like a king on Christmas Day—because you’ve already earned every bite.
This is the PRE-resolution.
The moment you look back on in 2026 and say, “That’s when I became unstoppable.”
Save this post. Tag your crew. Stock Peppermint Bark before it vanishes forever.
Let’s go to war.
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Date |
Day |
WORKOUT – FULLY WRITTEN |
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Sat Dec 13 |
1 |
Wake the Beast |
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Sun Dec 14 |
2 |
Lower Body Domination |
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Mon Dec 15 |
3 |
Pull Like a Savage |
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Tue Dec 16 |
4 |
Push the Limits |
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Wed Dec 17 |
5 |
Metabolic Inferno – The Full 12 Days of Christmas WOD |
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Thu Dec 18 |
6 |
Active Recovery |
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Fri Dec 19 |
7 |
Grip & Core Crush |
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Sat Dec 20 |
8 |
Leg Day Revenge |
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Sun Dec 21 |
9 |
Upper Body Annihilation |
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Mon Dec 22 |
10 |
Full-Body Chaos |
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Tue Dec 23 |
11 |
Max Effort |
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Tue Dec 24 |
12 |
Victory Lap |
The Progenex Gluttony Armor Guide – full science on how to devour Christmas and wake up leaner – drops Monday, December 15.
December 13. The war begins. Be there. Or watch from the couch while we build legends.
Let’s go earn the feast. Let’s go own 2026.